why aren't dick pasties more of a thing .. we need dick burlesque ! .. dicklesque ?

@kaerhon i was literally just thinking get a normal boob pastie and put it on the peener ,, like it shouldnt cover the whole thing right?

For a moment my mind went to testi-tastles and then I recoiled in imagined pain 😬😬😬

@seasharp @kaerhon how to put on testi-tastles .. first get the wood glue ready!

@nosimpleway i will not accept bonerlesque unless there is serious wood involved...

idk if burlesque is so great why isn't there a burmoresque

@fleeky theres lots of dick burlesque. I think they have other costuming... That they dont refer to as "pasty"

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