The freeze destroyed all my succulents. An oppossum ate my whole herb garden. The hurricane killed my bonsai collection. These are my new plants.

RT @pee_zombie
I have a specific Wikipedia page in mind, and invite you to guess what it is by posting a link to it; I'll reply with the distance between your guess and the right answer, ie, the degrees of separation. you can use this website to test your theories

sixdegreesofwikipedia.com/

"Without question, Barnum exploited the public. He understood that a cruel bit of human nature is always drawn to the unusual, the exotic, the thing that is different from 'us' ".

"Illusion is a public need, people want to be entertained and they don't care if the show is a hoax" - P.T. Barnum

I wonder if he were alive today, what his Instagram account would look like. 😯😏



ATTENTION!‘¿
My birthday is in three days and I am currently accepting celebration suggestions. I am also searching for 2 items. 1: An 18.5 cm RG ball (new or used) AND 2: an Original Bosu Ball, Blue, 26 inches. I have searched far and wide... for about 7 years...It is my GREAT WHITE BUFFALO. πŸ™

Last week I walked into this building for the first time in over 20 years and IT LOOKS & SMELLS EXACTLY THE SAME lmfao. Why does the 90's have a smell to it?
What does it smell like to you? @jiggidy @fleeky

So lately I have been noticing ..what sounds like sad harmonica playing early in the morning, before 6 am. It only lasts for about 15 sec. then its gone. I assumd someone was playing harmonica &kept running out ofbreath.Then I thought it was in my head or possiblyghost. But this morning I heard it & I saw a jogger passing by! It was my neighbor! They jog to sad harmonica music W/O headfones! WhyTF?! Its creepy music, its a creepy time, ppl are sleepin..Idk what to doπŸ˜“ Im thinkin ghost rumor..

Kevin: You only got this job because your daddy owns the company!

@fleeky yesterday I had a run in with 3 baby raccoons and 10 minutes later an adult opossum appeared! It growled at me and stomped its feet lol But I dont have pix πŸ˜‘

Yamahjaw 2 key with waterproof sheet music. Bench sold separately.

Also, this took me 80 minutes (not including the hunting and gathering of the rocks). The neighbors interrupted me 3 times trying to invite me to a party and I was like why cant they see that I'm trying to fucking focus. These rocks will not sort and stack themselves.

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